I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize