it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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