The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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