He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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