Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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