So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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