Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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