I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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