so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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