just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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