You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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