He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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