Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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