You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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