If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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