playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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