Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You made out with two different species that night
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
