____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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