were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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