"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
