Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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