I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
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he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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