How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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