saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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