i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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