I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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