she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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