Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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