that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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