If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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