Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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