I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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