I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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