I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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