I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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