is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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