she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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