walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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