Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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