everyone is single if you try hard enough
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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