i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You were trust falling into bushes
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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