I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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