I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Randomize