I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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