at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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