He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Do you still have your period?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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