Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
