So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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