this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We just shotgunned beers for America
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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