Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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