I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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