I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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