i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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