were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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