I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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