After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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