I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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